Jokes about online dating

Online dating doesn't have to be all serious business.

Show off your personality and capture that special someone's attention from the first chat with a little humor like these funny one-liners and ice breaker jokes.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself.

After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work? After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.". Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

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